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Aug. 24th, 2010 @ 10:18 pm A sad day
Current Mood: sadsad
Foodbitch told me my old friend and roommate Aslan is now with ceiling cat.

Good bye Aslan. I'll miss your yummy food.
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iz a newton
Jan. 25th, 2010 @ 07:04 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: lonelylonely
I miss Aslan and scjody

Foodbitch told me she is going away for a while. I'm going to miss her but she said I'm going to be visiting her friend who I met a while ago. He has nice cats for me to play with. Hopefully she'll come back soon so I can go back to sleeping on her head.

OK, back to my box-house.
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my box! Mine!
Oct. 6th, 2009 @ 11:58 pm I got a present!
Current Location: foodbitch's lap (I can't reach, okay?)
Current Mood: stoned
Foodbitch brought me home a mouse-toy with catnip inside! I guess she can keep going to visit the white cat and the dog, as long as she keeps bringing me toys with catnip. Or just catnip.
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iz a newton
Oct. 1st, 2009 @ 01:54 am awww
Current Mood: lovedloved
Tonight Foodbitch was a bit sad so I sat on her lap while she was at her desk and let her hug me. I was really good and didn't claw her clothes or knock anything over. Instead I buried my head in her armpit and purrred.

Well, for a few minutes anyway.
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iz a newton
Jul. 27th, 2009 @ 01:28 pm yummy spiders
Current Mood: hungryhungry
http://www.tofulator.com/2009/07/10/caption-youtube-the-death-of-a-spider/
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iz a newton
May. 5th, 2009 @ 05:47 pm HAHA
Aslan just came back from the vet and his has no fur on his tummy.
I'm so glad that's not me.

I found a new place to sleep. But it's such a secret I won't even let Foodbitch know where!
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iz a newton
Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 02:06 pm Attaboy Snooch!
http://twolumps.net/d/20090130.html

Foodbitch tells me someone I like is coming over soon. I hope it's Aslan!

Edit: It was Shadaloo. He didn't bring me a present. So I'm ignoring him.
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my box! Mine!
Jan. 26th, 2009 @ 11:07 am lonely Newton is lonely
Current Mood: lonelylonely
For a couple weeks foodbitch left me with her boyfriend while she went away. I liked that. There was so much more room to play in and another cat to keep me company. Now she's back and we're home but she keeps leaving me alone and there's no other cat here :(. And she often comes home smelling like the white cat, so I KNOW she's going to see him!

I hope I can go back to the boyfriend's place soon. I miss the other cat. I miss all his plants.

Will someone come and play with me?
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iz a newton
Oct. 8th, 2008 @ 12:32 am YAY!
It's my birthday!
Where are my presents?

And where is the cute guy who smells like the weird cat with the white fur? I miss him, and I know Foodbitch misses him too. Maybe he's out getting me catnip.
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Jun. 27th, 2008 @ 09:10 pm well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me
Current Mood: confusedconfused
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So foodbitch brought me to this other place where there's a big white cat and he HISSED at me!
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