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May. 5th, 2009 @ 05:47 pm HAHA
Aslan just came back from the vet and his has no fur on his tummy.
I'm so glad that's not me.

I found a new place to sleep. But it's such a secret I won't even let Foodbitch know where!
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Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 02:06 pm Attaboy Snooch!
http://twolumps.net/d/20090130.html

Foodbitch tells me someone I like is coming over soon. I hope it's Aslan!

Edit: It was Shadaloo. He didn't bring me a present. So I'm ignoring him.
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my box! Mine!
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Jan. 26th, 2009 @ 11:07 am lonely Newton is lonely
Current Mood: lonely
For a couple weeks foodbitch left me with her boyfriend while she went away. I liked that. There was so much more room to play in and another cat to keep me company. Now she's back and we're home but she keeps leaving me alone and there's no other cat here :(. And she often comes home smelling like the white cat, so I KNOW she's going to see him!

I hope I can go back to the boyfriend's place soon. I miss the other cat. I miss all his plants.

Will someone come and play with me?
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Oct. 8th, 2008 @ 12:32 am YAY!
It's my birthday!
Where are my presents?

And where is the cute guy who smells like the weird cat with the white fur? I miss him, and I know Foodbitch misses him too. Maybe he's out getting me catnip.
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Jun. 27th, 2008 @ 09:10 pm well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me
Current Mood: confused
Tags: ,
So foodbitch brought me to this other place where there's a big white cat and he HISSED at me!
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Apr. 6th, 2008 @ 04:10 pm SUN!!!
Current Mood: happy
The sun is out.
It's hot in here, so foodbitch opened a window. I can sit in my favorite spot at the window.

Life is good.
Now all I need is something soft and white to lie on
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Feb. 1st, 2008 @ 01:17 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: puzzled
why can't I catch the wet stuff that comes out of the shiny thing in the white slippy room?

I will have to keep examining this strange phenomenon.
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Jan. 10th, 2008 @ 12:04 pm thanks for the tip [info]archdiva
Current Mood: sleeping
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Dec. 25th, 2007 @ 10:27 am (no subject)
Current Mood: hungry
Foodbitch has barely been home the last few weeks, and when she is she's usually with someone who has white cat fur all over him. Sometimes, she comes home with white fur all over her too.

So, to show her I'm not pleased I refused to help her wrap the boxes in coloured paper. That'll show her!
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Oct. 18th, 2007 @ 09:02 pm Where are you foodbitch?
Current Location: my cuddly box
Current Music: Linkin Park
She's never home anymore during the day. I'm so lonely!

Yesterday she came smelling like a dog AND another cat! How dare she play with other people when I've been home alone all day! Tonight I'll sleep on her so she won't be able to leave her bed in the morning, that way she'll HAVE to stay home and keep me company. I'm so smart!
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Sep. 14th, 2007 @ 09:04 pm (no subject)
I miss [info]shadaloo
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Aug. 7th, 2007 @ 11:08 pm treats!
foodbitch bought me flowers treats!

She could really cut out the water gun thing. I know to wash myself after eating. After all, I'm almost three years old!

Maybe I'll sleep on her face. That will show her.
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May. 18th, 2007 @ 01:39 am Finally!
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Foodbitch gave me some wet food that is palatable.
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May. 11th, 2007 @ 11:42 am I didn't think this was very funny...
Current Mood: lonely


In other news, Foodbitch told me the boy human won't be coming over as much. This makes me very sad. I like his bag. It was nice to sit on.
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May. 5th, 2007 @ 02:16 am what's polymorph?
why is food bitch all upset?
She never gets this upset when I sit on her clothes.
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Apr. 26th, 2007 @ 12:04 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: busy
so I'm somewhere new now.
I was really scared the day we moved. I was sure Foodbitch was going to put ME in one of those big brown boxes and let the scary men carry me off. So I hid somewhere she'd NEVER find me, behind her dirty clothes. I knew she'd never look there. She was so happy when she finally found me...but I don't know why...it wasn't like i was going to go where there was no food! Silly human.

This new place had less places to run around.
There are also new channels on TV, but there are no shows with cats :(
There are a lot of shows with cars and people in the big room and the one where my food is.

I made sure to let people know I live her by sleeping on the new TV-hiders. Foodbitch wasn't happy with that...I don't understand. Why would she leave them on the floor if I wasn't supposed to sleep on them.

I haven't seen the boy human much lately. I miss his bag.
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Mar. 29th, 2007 @ 10:14 pm what's going on?
Current Mood: confused
There have been large brown boxes eating all my toys!
Yesterday there were a whole bunch of strangers here...and today there is a big stack of stuff to climb on!
And that scary vet box came back.
Something weird is happening and I don't like it.
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Mar. 17th, 2007 @ 01:43 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: playful
Happy Birthday anais_le_chat!
meow
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Mar. 10th, 2007 @ 07:28 pm (no subject)
Current Location: on cardboard
Current Mood: confused
why won't that crazy red dot hold still so I can grab it!

And it's everywhere!
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Feb. 25th, 2007 @ 10:42 am (no subject)
Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: Cruxshadows - windbringer
foodbitch dissapeared for 3 days and left me all by myself.

a stranger came in to give me food and water, but it wasn't enough. So i ate the plants. Yummy. Foodbitch should dissappear more. I don't get yelled at, I can sleep on her my pillows, and I can knock everything off the desk and nothing will happen. Now where are those "papers" she keeps reading?
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